deemed non-potty-trainable

hi. my name is asher. i'm a gemini that enjoys snuggly blankets, punching people in the booty when they bend over, saying, "i love you SO much, mommy," and telling people what i don't want to do.

i'll give you an example:

people say to please go get my shoes on,

and then i say i don't want to.

and sometimes people ask me to put my clothes in the hamper, and then i say i don't want to.

 and other times people tell me it's time to go potty, and then i say i don't want to.

--even though they are perfectly nice to me and give me m&ms when i go. 

but i'm stubborn.

haha. joke's on them.

even though my 3 brothers were pretty easy to potty-train, i've decided i won't be.

mom's got it too easy with 3 out of diapers and pull-ups. she needs a challenge. and she should be thankful that i am so willing to teach her how to handle one.

you're welcome, mom. 

i might never be potty-trained. did i just say that out loud? i meant to keep it in my head but now that it's out there, i think it sounds pretty good. 

but i'll keep going every once in awhile because those m&ms are so darn tasty. so yeah, the progress that seems to be happening? 

just for the m&ms. 

bam. 

THAT. JUST. HAPPENED.

 *this post is dedicated to all those little rascals that give us a run for our money. and we'd like to be mad at them, but they're just so darn cute. here's to the cuties. --the non-potty-trainable-cuties. may God have mercy on us all.