me: why are you crying?
asher: because elijah bit me.
me: elijah, why'd you bite asher?
elijah: because he put his finger in my mouth.
another fun time today was when i had to tell asher to stop licking the dog.
now THERE'S something i never thought i'd say.
i should cross-stitch that on a pillow:
"asher, stop licking the dog."